lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼
I'm the human equivalent of the piece of chewed gum on the bottom of your shoe.
lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼
which store is this? xx

omg i entered ‘i’m poor’ and i got 20% off bless :’)
this is legit and they have really cute stuff i 10/10 recommend

i got 50c off 😬
that was a poor effort smh
^^ omG 😳 😳
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
You look like trash, may I take you out?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
*holds out hand*
Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Were do you hide your wings?
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Scaling to 46 years, humans have been here 4 hours, the industrial revolution began 1 minute ago, and in that time we’ve destroyed more than half the world’s forests.
Making out with Lucas in the back of his car while it’s raining 🌧